Sponsor |  RoseD1st | Jan 5, 2008 2:11pm | Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during the exam were quite humorous..... A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:
1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!
2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."
6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."
8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!
10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"
12 . "God, now I know why I am not gay."
And the best one of all..
13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?" |
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|  BlueCamels | Jan 23, 2008 2:00pm | | 14. Oh didnt you realise you had cancer!..........forum rules..have I broken them..I stumbled across your joke and trust me it isnt funny.. |
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Sponsor | | clayfeet | Jan 23, 2008 4:04pm | | "Can you retrieve my eyeball while you are in there? Maybe then I can stop having a shitty outlook on life..." |
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| | | redjoe | Jan 25, 2008 12:27pm | | WOW that was gr8. and if you don't like it BlueCamels why post? just stumle on... |
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Sponsor | | jengis | Jan 25, 2008 1:29pm | | Indeed...this is a thread for laughs after all...not bad vibes...the sicker the joke the better thats wot i say |
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Sponsor | | clayfeet | Jan 27, 2008 3:39am | | "Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!" |
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|  gurrumungu | Jan 27, 2008 4:02am | | actually the 'are we there yet" is a good one for the anaesthetist to use if the surgeon is dragging his feet. After about 10 scopes the effect is pretty funny |
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| | Funepets | Jan 27, 2008 8:49am | | Lol...it sure was funny. |
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| | Tyfus | Jan 27, 2008 9:01am | | Ok, that's it. I'm out of here. What you people call humour I call blaargh. Bye everybody. And don't think it's because I can't take a sick joke, I just like jokes to be, you know, funny. |
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