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Sponsor |  jengis | Apr 2, 12:24pm | A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer.
The lawyer said, "How can I help you?"
The farmer said, "I want to get one of them dayvorces."
The lawyer said, "Do you have any grounds?"
The farmer said, "Yes, I got 40 acres"
The lawyer said, "No, No, you don't understand, do you have a suit?
The farmer said, "Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sundays."
The lawyer said, "No, no, I mean, do you have a case?"
The farmer said, "No, I ain't got a Case, but I got a John Deere.
The lawyer said, "No, I mean, do you have a grudge?"
The farmer said, "Yes, I got a grudge, that's where I parks the John Deere"
The lawyer said, "Does your wife beat you up or something?"
The farmer said, "No, we both get up at 4:30."
By now the lawyer is getting frustrated but tries one last question.
The lawyer said, "Is your wife a nagger?"
The farmer said, "No, she's a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger and that's why I wants a dayvorce." |
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|  aivo12 | Apr 22, 11:52pm | Hi Jengis!Where is Country music? This is Farmer Heart!
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| | poddys | Apr 23, 3:50pm | That's pretty good, thanks for posting.
Did this group go dead or something? |
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| | karebear5891 | May 30, 10:09am | | This isn't funny b/c it's the wrong ending. The original ending was more along the lines of, "she says that it's impossible to communicate" |
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| | | imn2this | May 30, 12:05pm | | LMAO!!! I love it! Thanks for the post. |
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